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To get to the story of my really thrown-together-at-the-last-possible-second Halloween costume this year, I suppose I need to start at the beginning.

A good friend of mine over the internets known as Jelly (She writes an pee-in-your-pants-funny blog that I wish she could update more often here) sent me a message not too long ago to let me know she was going to send me something. I was very surpised and grateful, and practically dying of curoistity over what it could be.

During the process of moving from the old apartment last week, I took a break to go check the mail. Her package to me had finally arrived and when I ripped it open standing right there at the mailbox, this is what was inside.

She had knitted me a pair of mittens just like the ones Bella is wearing in the Twilight movie when Edward saves her from the van, and when they are skipping school so he can tell her his life story! I squealed and did a happy dance (yes, there were witnesses) and immediately put them on and wore them for awhile, even though it was about 70 degrees and 100% humidity here.

Fast forward to yesterday, October 31st. Jeremy and I spent most of the day still moving stuff from the old apartment to the new (how did we ever fit so much junk in that closest sized apartment?) and really gave no thought as to what we were going to that night to celebrate.

When we were taking a break and I was gathering a bunch of my old winter coats to be hung up, it hit me like Tyler’s van would have hit Bella.

I had the headband, the brown hair, a similar jacket, some ipod earbuds, and Full Size Edward to compliment my costume, and now some kick ass mittens!

The end result:

I was an awesome Bella! I took heed of all the suggestions I got via my friend Pilar and the wonderful Twi-whores on facebook, who reminded me that to really be Kristen’s version of Bella, I had to bite my lip alot, blink constantly, and breathe heavily in the middle of talking. With my costume on, Jeremy and I were ready to go!

We headed to my mom’s house to give out candy, and yes, I did bring my Full Size Edward with me, and he stood brooding beside me while I greeted all the trick-or-treaters.

Understandably, about 90% of the people who dropped by for candy had no idea who I was supposed to be, and why I had a giant cardboard cut out beside me. One kid dressed as a ninja said, “Hey…that looks like that one guy….uh, what’s his name…that one guy from the movie….Edwin!”

But it was fun to see the reactions of people who actually got it. A girl dressed (rather inappropriately, in my opinion) as a school girl actually swooned on my front yard in front of her boyfriend. He had to almost forcibly take her away so they could keep trick-or-treating. Several people actually waved shyly to him, and many kids told me, “Wow! I thought that was a real person!”

Yeah, I so totally wish.

My favorite reaction of the night was a girl who was about 11, dressed as a fairy who told me she was reading the books as I dropped the candy in her bag and everyone in her group started to make fun of her. She waited until they had all gotten their treats and they had moved on ahead before she stopped, turned to me and whispered, “I can’t wait till New Moon!” It was freaking adorable, and it made my night.

So did anyone else do anything Twi related for Halloween? Did you see any other Twi characters out there? Also, does anyone else have any merch like the mittens that you made yourself or recieved from a crafty friend (or Etsy)?

Also, words can’t even explain how much I’m in love with these mittens. I can’t wait for the weather to get cold so I can wear them to my heart’s content. Thanks a bizillion times Jelly!

It’s Friday. So that means it’s…(what what?)…Fuck Yeah Friday! It’s time for your weekly dose of Twilight funnies, hotness, and gifs to help the total suck that was your week go down a little easier.

Some more Kayne goodness:

Poor Kayne. He needs rehab.

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Ashley is gorgeous. I’m really glad I never have to stand next to her.

New Twilight still.

And now my favorite this week:

That’s all for this week, I hope you liked! All images came from Fuck Yeah Twilight and Fuck Yeah Twilight Sucks unless other wised sourced.

If you have funnies, gifs or pictures you would like to share, send them in a twilog_whitley@yahoo.com! I will be back with more goodness next week!

You can put yourself in the backseat.

It’s Fuck Yeah Friday time again! I usually pull from the Fuck Yeah sites listed over in my blogroll for pictures, funnies and gifs for this weekly post, but I started another semester of college this week. I need a big dose of LOL in life, so I looked all around the internet for most of these.

Enjoy!

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High School Yearbook Photo time!

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See more of Ashley from high school here.They all looked so adorable!

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That’s all for this week. Happy weekend y’all!

Yep, it’s Friday! You know what that means, another healthy dose of Fuck Yeah Friday to get your weekend started off the right way!

For those of you who are new, this is when I pick my favorite pictures, funnies and .gifs from the Fuck Yeah sites listed over there i our blogroll. If you haven’t already, please take the time to check them out. You won’t regret it.

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I love drunk Rob!

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He was talking to me.

Hope you all enjoyed! Be sure to come back net week for more .gifs, pictures and funnies!

Yep, this is me and my smallest bestie, Mini E

Ana Cristina from The Danger Magnet has a cool side gig as the Miami Books Examiner. She has an awesome feature on her Examiner page of interviews with different Twilight bloggers over the age of 20. A few of my favorite fellow bloggers have been featured, such as Twitarded, Letters to Twilight and Ang (Amcas) from Why Not? Twilight, RPattz and Me.

This week, little old me was featured and I had a lot of fun with the questions Ana Cristina chose. Here’s a sneak peak:

Q. What are the pros and cons of being a Twilight fan over the age of 13?

Cons:

1. Some people think you are weird. Really. When my best friend and I went to the midnight release of the Twilight DVD, we had some parents there asking us, “Why did you even read these books in the first place? You’re not bothered by being so much older?” Uh well, I wasn’t until now, so thanks! (I didn’t know until then that 20 was too old for anything!) All of the people asking the questions hadn’t read the books, so I could understand their puzzlement because I was the same way before I gave in and read them myself.

2. You can feel a little silly going into Hot Topic every other week to check out the new merch. I thought I was past the age of frequently shopping at a place that sells neon green tutus.

3. I can’t discuss how attractive Taylor Lautner is without looking like a creeper. February can’t get here fast enough.

4. I have a dilema on what to do with all my Twilight posters. I’m way too old to actually hang them in my adult apartment, but I just can’t NOT do it either. That would be wasting.

Pros

1. I actually have a pretty good idea of what really went on at Isle Esme.

2. Having unlimited computer access and being able to spend however long I want on Twilight blogs and websites is a big plus when it comes to looking for things to write about.

3. Not having to ask anyone’s permission to get all the Twilight merch you want.

4. Being able to actually see the deeper themes in each of the books and understand that these are more than just “vampire books”.

5. I’m only two years younger than Robert Pattinson, and that to me signifies that I have a chance with him. He’s more likely to date me than a 13 year old, right?

You can read the rest of the interview here.

I want to say thanks to Ana Cristina for thinking of me and including me with all the other awesome bloggers she featured and thanks for being just so freakin’ awesome! Check out the rest of her Examiner articles here.

This was actually something I wanted to start last week, but I didn’t get a chance. I have decided to begin a new feature every Friday where I pick my choose my favorites from all the “Fuck Yeah” sites we recently added to our blog roll. Some will be funny, others just pictures of the cast or from the movies that I love and want to share.

So, let’s get started! All of these goodies this week came from the archives of Fuck Yeah Twilight. If you have time, check them out. They’ve got a lot of good stuff.

That is all I have for this post. Remember to check back next week for more Fuck Yeah Fridays!

One of my favorite blogs to read when I need to kill time is F My Life. Readers of the site submit a horrible, hilarious, or shocking event that happened to them, condense it into two sentences, and then end it with “FML”, which (as I’m sure you’ve figured it out by now) translates to, “Fuck My Life”. At the bottom of each entry, readers of the site can express themselves by saying, “I agree, your life sucks.” or “You totally deserved it.” There are thousands of entries and this website is a great distraction when you have time to kill.

As I was browsing last night, I got quite a kick out of this entry and I think you will too.

“Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, “I wish you were a vampire” and goes back home. FML”

I can pretty (frighteningly) easily understand this happening, since the people in the story are (hopefully, please God) very young, like in junior high or something, and this girl just hasn’t learned to not say things like this actually out loud (/jokesss). The girl who said this is pretty obviously a Twi-hard.

My favorite part about this entry (and this applies to the vast majority of the ones I’ve read) is that as I’m writing this, over 5,000 people voted, “You totally deserved it”. What is the thought process behind that? “Oh yeah, you totally deserved that because you should have actually BEEN Edward Cullen/a vampire/acting like that.”

BTW, don’t read too many comments on that entry. It will kill your soul.

This one is from prolific youtuber and Twilighter Lollilicious Lolly. If you have never seen any of her videos before and you are home with no children around, go to her youtube page and prepare to be amazed. “Edward Is A Virgin” is a classic.

This masterpiece is called “Twizz In My Pants”, and as you can guess, the lyrics she wrote are set to the famous SNL skit “Jizz In My Pants“.

Y’all…the lyrics…the “jizz faces”…I just-I don’t even know what to say. If you’ve ever wondered why people hate/are freaked out by the mere mention of the word “Twilight fan”, this is it. These are the kinds of people we have out there representing us to the world.

I couldn’t even keep watching after the “Jizz faces” picture montage at the end. If someone makes it through the whole thing, let me know because you deserve a reward.

Part one of the massive pic spam is here. That post was mostly Rob (and it also explains what the “Fuck Yeah” blogs are about). This post is going to focus on the Fuck Yeah tumblrs for other members of the cast.

Again, this post is slightly NSFW for language.

First up is Kristen. The site for her is called Fuck Yeah KStew

Who the fuck approved these outfits? Someone should be shot for those glasses alone.

Giving some sexy face

I love her expression and her posture in this picture.

Next we have Jackson Rathbone. He is adorable. His pic site is Fuck Yeah Jackson

OMG look! He came to visit me at my apartment!

Naturally, we have to do Ashley next. Her pic site is Fuck Yeah Ashley. She is too gorgeous for words.

(Before anyone freaks out on me, I just want to point out that there are no Fuck Yeah sites for Taylor Lautner, Nikki Reed, Kellan Lutz, Peter Facinelli or Elizabeth Reaser, or I would have posted them. I personally think someone should fix that…)

Now, on to Fuck Yeah Twilight. They post a few articles along with the pics to keep everyone up to date on the important shiz. I love how there are a few random pictures I have never seen before (which is what’s cool about all these sites).

Sexual.

This was before the big bulk up!

Is that bird poo on the window?

Finally, there is Fuck Yeah Twilight Related Lulz. This site is a little inappropriate at times, so NSFW warning. I read the entire archives of this site and laughed at nearly every single thing, so I had to really narrow it down.

Uhh…what?

An old favorite

That’s it for the pic/gif spam! All the sites I linked from will in out blogroll from now on, so be sure check them out often. Kthanxbai!

Sorry for the no posts yesterday guys, I was pretty distracted by some real life stuff. To make it up to you guys, I’m doing a fun post with funny gifs and hot pics galore.

Warning, this post is slighly NSFW-sih. Also, be patient because it might take the gifs a sec to load. To see them better opeing in a new tab or window might help.

All the following GIFS came from this hilarious LJ thread.

Haha, so true, y’all. So true.

Ok, this next one isn’t funny, but it’s freakin’ hot

Who else was a little weirded out by Robward’s facial expressions toward the end of the movie?

Now on to some hot pics. These are courtesy of some of my new favorite sites that I call “Fuck Yeah: Twilight edition”. For anyone not familiar with the whole “Fuck Yeah” premise, basically these are tumblr sites dedicated to pic and gif spam of whoever they choose. There are sites for celebrities like Ryan Gosling (HAWT), Anne Hathaway and Johnny Depp (even HAWTTER!) and sometimes they post captions, but most sites are pictures only.

All these from Fuck Yeah Robert

The jaw, the hair on his head AND on his chest, all the books around *THUd*

I swallowed my gum when I first saw this.

“Hello. I’m Edward Cullen.”

Love his hair in the resturaunt scene!

Next, more Rob from Fuck Yeah RPattz (What? You didn’t think there was only one for Rob, did you? I’ve found 3 without even looking already)

Run to me bb!

One of the best pictures ever taken of him. His “area” is like a bulls-eye.

Finally, for the conclusion of the Rob stuff, there is Fuck Yeah Rob Pattz

This picture made me want to whip out a sketchpad and draw the angles of his face. I don’t even OWN a sketchpad, y’all.

“Yo! Hold me back, dawg! Hold me back!”

To be continued…

See part two for more!