Oh Dear God: The Robert Pattinson 2009 Vanity Fair Photos In HQ

Whitley | November 1, 2009 | 6 Comments

Everyone, brace yourself. Be sitting down (or lying down, if you’re a fainter like me) before you scroll down the rest of the page. And if you really want to do yourself and your sexy parts a favor, right click to see these bigger.

Is he buttoning…or UNbuttoning that shirt?!

If I was having lunch somewhere and I looked over to see that, I would immediately pass out, then hope like hell that he would be the one to try to give me CPR.

This is how Rob looked in my bed this morning…

…And this is him having to leave in a hurry because he’s late for filming, and he’s quickly trying to get dressed (I really spent too much time thinking about this, in case you couldn’t tell).

I would still snuggle under this blanket with him, even though he is wearing what appears to be a pair of grandpa pj’s.

There are a lot of things I could say about this picture, and how I feel about the fact that his thumb is in his mouth, but I’m not even going to go there. My mom reads this blog.

These next pictures in the suit make me desperately want to see Rob playing a role in a period piece. I would love to see him as Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice (even though Colin Firth does the best version out there).

That’s about all my heart can take for now. To see more of these so-hot-your-eyeballs-get-scorched-photos, head over to Robsessed!

I’m thinking I’m going to need multiple copies of this particular Vanity Fair issue, and I know I am not alone in that. I have a feeling sales of this magazine are going to skyrocket.

You guys, I think I found a solution to the economy crisis. Slap some fresh RPattz photos on whatever you need to sell and the most of the female population will buy it in bulk! It’s totally fool-proof!

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