Robert Pattinson In Vanity Fair Magazine: The Sexiest Pictures Yet

Whitley | October 31, 2009 | No Comments

Mother EFF. I have gone blind after seeing this new photo shoot, because my eyeballs have already determined I’m not ever going to see anything better than this, so they just decided to give up now.

I know I always say the newest photos of Rob are the hottest ever, but I mean it this time. Of course, I love all of Rob’s new pictures/photoshoots, but I had already come to grips with the fact that I would probably never see anything to equal the pictures taken of him for GQ Magazine in my life (see all those here. They are delicious, especially the photo used for the cover!).

I was 100%, totally and completely wrong.

The picture above makes me go all stuttery like KStew.

OME, READING?! He’s READING?!!! As someone who has just lugged about 50 boxes full of books up and down stairs all this past week since I love to read and I can’t bring my self to get rid of any of my books, I’m going to look at this as fate. Rob loves to read, I love to read, he wears jeans, I wear jeans…We have so much in common, right? (Also, is that book titled, “Sex Driven People”? Jeremy noticed this where I didn’t. If that is really what he is reading, excuse me while I melt into a puddle of lust all over the new carpet.)

Well, nothing can be perfect, and although his face and hair are perfection in this next photo I’m going to show you, it’s the only one out of the bunch so far that I have an issue with.

Like I said, the hair and eyes are great, I also love that his arms are in the photo, and the side dose of the hands and finger porn isn’t bad either.

It’s just…I think that my mom has that sweater he’s wearing.

It looks like it was picked up in the women’s section of JC Penny or something. Why would they give him that to wear?! I KNOW they have a ton of options for wardrobe for this particular guy for this particular shoot. The suit and tie was great! The white button up shirt was even better! Why is he wearing my mom’s winter sweater? (I see a lot of people raving about how sexy that particular sweater is on him. I guess after you see your mom wear something, it loses all sex appeal when a man wears it. At least for me, but I may be weird.)

Ok, do I realize that none of these are HQ, and they are crappy quality because they were screencapped from TV. (Don’t even get me started on how E! News spelled his nickname wrong. It’s RPattz, with TWO T’s, because his last name is PATTINSON!! Duh!! Do your freaking research!). I will have these in HQ for you ASAP, and I will devote a complete new post to them because these pictures are just. That. Good.

Tons of thanks to Robsessed for these screencaps (see more of the screenshots here. Rob eating lobster, and Rob playing piano? YES PLEASE!), and thanks to them for giving me my first treat on Halloween today!

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