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Robert Pattinson And Photoshop Should Never Mix

Whitley | September 16, 2009 | 5 Comments

This is Robert Pattinson. He is quite possibly the most beautiful man on earth.

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Yeah, Rob. You know we love you.

Rob is damn near perfect. His eyes, his lips, his jaw, his bone structure, his HAIR. I could go on and on for days. He is fucking gorgeous. I could write a whole novel’s worth of poetry on just his looks alone, not even considering his talent and personality. Then it woudl turn into an encylopedia series.

So, it’s safe to say that women (and men. Don’t lie.) like, love, lust after Rob just the way he is.

So what the hell is this fuckery?

Hotness Rob on Oscar night:

And now, the photograph above horribly and awfully mutated into something that my eyeballs will never recover from:

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WHY?!?!

Why would someone do something that frightening to his face? That beautiful, magnificent, DAZZLING face that could be a work of art all on it’s own? This photoshop fuckery is like someone pissing all over the Mona Lisa and then smearing the piss all in the paint, all the while thinking they are adding to a masterpiece. You can’t “fix” perfection, photoshop people.

*passes the brain bleach around* Aaahh, that’s better. Just soak that in until the nightmare up there goes away.

Thanks to Robsessed, who posted about this a few days ago. When I first saw this, I was honestly torn between laughing my ass off, or instead going to hide the corner, rocking slowly and singing to myself.


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5 Responses to “Robert Pattinson And Photoshop Should Never Mix”

  1. Jenna
    September 16th, 2009 @ 3:36 pm

    Quite possibly? No, he IS the most beautiful man on earth. Why they mirrored that picture of him is beyond me, but it definitely does him no justice. That magazine is evil. Thank you for the brain bleach <3

  2. kt
    September 16th, 2009 @ 8:37 pm

    when will they learn not to mirror pictures of him?! gah. his face is not the least bit symmetrical (as it should be) and hes just one of those people that looks all messed up when a picture is mirrored. what blind graphic designer thought that looked like the same person?? its like robs demented twin from through the looking glass.

  3. Fire Crotch
    September 16th, 2009 @ 9:11 pm

    Whoa…I think I may be scarred for life. What the heck? Why did they move his nose and all of the rest of the fuckery? It’s just so disturbing!

  4. Whitley
    September 17th, 2009 @ 12:23 am

    @ kt- I like how you put it. A demented twin. It really is that heinous.

    @Jenna- After subjecting y’all to that horror, I felt I should give back a little something good.

    @Fire Crotch- His nose was the first thing I noticed too! I looked at it for way longer than I should have trying to figure out what they actually did to him.

  5. katem
    January 10th, 2010 @ 9:59 pm

    omfg i am seriously in love with him why would they do that to him dear god!

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