Sit Your Giant Ass Down, Kim K

Whitley | July 16, 2009 | 2 Comments

I have nothing against Kim Kardashian really. I watch her show whenever nothing else is on, and I even laugh a few times. I felt bad for her when the sex tape came out and I thought Ray J was kinda douchy for using it to get his dating show (even though she used it to get her show too…oh well).

All that said, she needs to get over the fact that she wasn’t picked to be Bella for the movie. Really. It was something we all had to deal with, and I think all of us (well, most of us) have gotten over it.

Earlier in April, she said in an interview with PopEater,

On Buzz Saying She Should Be in ‘Twilight’: “I’ve never even heard of this. Yea, I would like die to be in ‘Twilight’ … being around all those hot guys. I want to be a vampire. I would be one that was probably nice — no, I kind of want to be evil. I don’t know what I’d want to be — just a vampire. I didn’t read (the ‘Twilight’ books), but my little sisters are obsessed with ‘Twilight.”

Wait, what? There was actually “buzz” implying that she should be in Twilight? When was this, and who the eff was responsible for that so I can go slap the shit out of them? I’ve never heard of anything more unneccesary.

Also, don’t you love how articulate her answer is, you guys? It’s like-yeah-I mean…no- It’s just awesome! It’s so great (personally, I love it) when people who haven’t read the books talk about how they should be involved with the movie or soundtrack some how.

Then yesterday, she posted the above picture on her blog with the following post underneath:

Since vampires are all the rage right now, Troy Jensen and I thought it would be cool to try out a more gothic, almost sinister look! This look was inspired by Prada’s fall 2009 runway show and it is so unlike anything I’ve ever done! And no, I didn’t actually get rid of my eyebrows, haha. Troy used an eyebrow concealing wax to hide them! Pretty creepy, right? I call this myTwilight look! What do you think?

First of all, I get she hasn’t read the books. I wouldn’t have expected her to. But has she even seen the movie? Does she even know anything about it besides that Rob Pattinson is sexy in it and it’s about vampires?

I suspect not because last I checked, every freakin’ single character has their eyebrows. Robward posesses a rather expressive pair actually. I’m pretty sure in every vampire movie ever (or at least the ones she would actually be aware of *cough* Interview With A Vampire *cough* probably being the only one), they also still had eyebrows.

No one wore black lipstick either. The Cullens and the rest of Twilight’s vampires actually go against the “norm” for vampire stories, by wearing regular (if expensive) clothes and basically fitting in with the humans around them. I’m pretty sure that even if that wasn’t important to the Cullens, Rosalie and Alice would rather be torn to pieces and burned then wear black lipstick. This isn’t the goth table in your old junior high.

So seriously Kim. Please give it a rest. Stop embarrasing yourself and pick up one of the books or watch the movie before you talk about Twilight publicly again, so you would at least have an idea of what you’re talking about.

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