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OK, Which One Of You Crazy Bishes Wrote This?

Whitley | July 14, 2009 | 6 Comments

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I was reading a favorite site of mine, List Of The Day earlier today, just killing some time before Jeremy gets home and gives me the rest of the vacay pictures so I can do a Mini E post and I saw this entry about silly craigslist ads. I KNOW a Twilighter wrote this one:

Vampires or Werewolves – w4m (Anywhere)


Reply to: pers-8qjqr-1217199300@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-06-11, 6:55PM CDT

I am in search of a Vampire or Werewolf to spend enternity with. I am human, but am willing to be changed.

I am tired of playing around with “Human Men” they are either stupid or married.

Needing a change. If interested please respond.

  • Location: Anywhere
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


PostingID: 1217199300

Oh lady…WOW. I hope this written purely for the hilarity of the replies because I can’t even imagine how crazy they are going to be. Don’t you love her open-mindedness though? She’s totally Team Switzerland, willing to give either of them a chance!

And if only finding a “vampire or warewolf to spend eternity with” was that simple. I’m sure a lot of us would be “willing to be changed”. I also love how the categories for human men are “married” or “boring”. It seems someone hasn’t realized yet that Edward and Jacob are in fact fictional characters.

10 bucks that Pattinson Pants girl featured on Letters To Rob wrote this ad.

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6 Responses to “OK, Which One Of You Crazy Bishes Wrote This?”

  1. amcas
    July 14th, 2009 @ 5:20 pm

    ha ha ha ha ha
    WOW!
    makes ME feel sane….
    thx crazy lady!

  2. KG
    July 14th, 2009 @ 6:01 pm

    omg! that is hilarious! its totally the pattinson-pants lady!!! LOL

  3. Fire Crotch
    July 14th, 2009 @ 6:06 pm

    Totally crazy…crazy awesome!

  4. Jenny Jerkface
    July 15th, 2009 @ 7:55 am

    HA HA HA! I love it! I would love to know who wrote that because it’s priceless. And clever.

    Unless she’s dead serious. Then it’s just plain scary.

  5. Snarkier Than You
    July 15th, 2009 @ 9:02 pm

    It probably WAS Pattinson-Pants!!! lol!!

    I have to admit that I wandered through Craigslist recently looking for Twilight goodness and came up empty-handed. But I KNEW it was out there! Thanks for finding it–and sharing!

    : )

  6. Whitley
    July 16th, 2009 @ 3:07 pm

    You are all very welcome! I just knew this was too good to be shared! I hope Pattinson Pants knows we are on to her too…

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