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It’s Time For Fan Manips! (And There’s A NSFW One!)

Whitley | July 31, 2009 | 7 Comments

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Yes, it’s that time. Now our eyeballs are going to be assaulted by creepy manipulations of the Twilight cast members made by people with too much time on their hands to play in Photoshop.

Seriously, there are almost too many of these things to choose from. I just did one page of a google search and found enough to do countless posts, so maybe this will become a regular feature…? We’ll see how everyone likes it.

Ok first off, this is the creepiest thing I have ever seen. Real talk.

Can you tell this person is defnitely on Team Robsten? I mean, The Pattinson family?! The belly kissing and the stroller pushing pictures make me want to laugh and cry at the same time (which is an odd feeling).

From another Robsten supporter:

That phantom hand about to crush Kristen’s skull is disturbing. Y’all all know I’m on Team Robsten but uh…not enough to sit down and make something like this.

I found both these pictures on this thread at the Letters to Rob/Letters to Twilight forum. Everyone should go hang out there because everyone there is hilarious.

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No. Just…no. Those don’t even resemble Rob’s abs and is Kristen’s back broken?

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The one in the water is my favorite. It looks to me like an Edward statue is trying to drown her. Why are they even in water??

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Click that picture to see all that Breaking Dawn wedding awesomeness. That one is going into my favorites file. It is just pure crazy second hand embarrasment win.

And finally, the grand finale, the imagining of what really happened on Isle Esme. This very NSFW.

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Yeah. That’s right. Right click that baby and you can have that masterpiece for your wallpaper!

There are just…no words for this. I actually laughed out loud and then hung my head in shame for the person who actually spent time in their actual life making this. Think of all the things they could have done instead that would have been better than doing that. Reading a book, spending time with friends, or baking a cake. At least that would result in something delicious!

That’s all I have for you for now. But rest assured I am now on the hunt for crazy manips for the next post.


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7 Responses to “It’s Time For Fan Manips! (And There’s A NSFW One!)”

  1. Jenny Jerkface
    August 1st, 2009 @ 10:23 am

    OMG, some of those are so bad I actually rolled my eyes. The floating hand, the body contortions – I mean, c’mon now!

    Second had embarrassment for sure!

  2. yoga ninja mama
    August 1st, 2009 @ 10:36 am

    wow. WOW. hahahaha. ok, the robsten “no non-kiss” manip…that one is pretty bad. that hand on kristen’s head, it doesn’t go with the picture. at all. lol! my fave, hands down, is the pattinson family photo collage with the PREGGO BELLY KISSING. freaking genius. creepy, and genius. lol

  3. Whitley
    August 2nd, 2009 @ 3:37 am

    @yoga ninja mama- Yeah, the preggo belly kissing was a little too much for me to handle. I had a bigger version of that, but I decided not to subject anyone to it lol

    @Jenny Jerkface- That’s what I don’t get about this! Do they actually think this looks good? Like people can’t tell. It’s just really odd

  4. unknowntheartist
    August 2nd, 2009 @ 5:22 am

    When i read in the title NSFW and Manips I thought you meant NSFW pics of man nipples, hahaha :D
    I don’t mind the first set of pictures but yeah some just look a bit off, esp the MTV non-kiss…

  5. Whitley
    August 2nd, 2009 @ 6:12 am

    Haha I didn’t even think of it looking like that! Good eyes lol

  6. Alex
    July 5th, 2010 @ 3:20 am

    OMG. I love the firste picture it lokked so good i love them !! :)

  7. Alex
    July 5th, 2010 @ 3:21 am

    sorry!! “looked”

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